Lonely 1.5 quart Anchor Hocking Fire King Meadow Green casserole seeking completion. I've been without my lid for many years, languishing in a cabinet, unused and forgotten. I have recently acquired a new living situation where I am appreciated and loved. However, I feel incomplete. I would love to meet the lid of my life so I can fulfill my full potential. Might I add I'm curvy in all the right places. Photo attached. Serious inquiries only. I am not looking for a one-night stand with a Pyrex lid. Signed: Lonely Casserole
Dear Lonely Casserole: I saw your ad and knew I had to respond immediately. For I am a lonely Anchor Hocking Fire King 1.5 quart Meadow Green casserole lid looking for a forever match. I too have languished in a cabinet having lost my mate years ago. I long for hot nights together in the oven where we can make beautiful casseroles together. Should you desire the same, you will find me at an estate sale on XXXX Road on January 17th. You won't notice me at first, but I will be waiting on a table, a little dirty and ignored, not having received the care and treatment I've deserved. You will almost pass me by on your way out the door, but fate has other plans. Until we come together as one, Lonely Lid
Y'all, we have a love match!